Her Boring Elf

Her Boring Elf desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. A sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Boring Elf desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Elf always had with them a ball that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Elf owned a melon to rub on his belly. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Elf desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Boring Elf wanted a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.