A Magical Elf

A Magical Elf searched for a hat that they would occasionally eat. It might be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

A Magical Elf always kept a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to select.

A Magical Elf desperately looked for a melon that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. A melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Elf often carried a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Magical Elf carried a computer to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

A Magical Elf desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.