A Famous Elf

A Famous Elf carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Famous Elf found a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Famous Elf always had with them a bag of flour that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Elf had a teapot that they would often smash. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Famous Elf found a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Famous Elf desperately searched for a cup that they liked to throw. It should be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.