My Dodgy Elf

My Dodgy Elf needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Dodgy Elf desperately wanted a helmet to demolish. It is an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Elf always had with them a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Elf always kept a block of cheese that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

My Dodgy Elf craved for a little monkey that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.