The Orange Elf

The Orange Elf desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Orange Elf desperately wanted a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

The Orange Elf desperately craved for a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Orange Elf desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often play with. This could be considered a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Orange Elf desperately wanted a set square to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square of all things.

The Orange Elf often carried a set of lego that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.