Horny Elf

Horny Elf always kept a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be out of this world. A hat being the item opted for.

Horny Elf always kept a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Horny Elf often carried a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

Horny Elf desperately desired a teapot to smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Horny Elf had a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Horny Elf needed a dildo that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was amazing. A dildo being the item selected.