The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Talented Elf carried a little monkey that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Elf craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.