The Anxious Elf

The Anxious Elf needed a stapler that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Anxious Elf desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

The Anxious Elf desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Anxious Elf searched for a tomato that they liked to worship. This seems a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato having that done to it

The Anxious Elf always carried a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Anxious Elf desperately looked for a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.