The Ugly Elf

The Ugly Elf found a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf craved for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Elf desperately needed a stretchman that they would embrace. This seems an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

The Ugly Elf looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Ugly Elf looked for a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Elf desperately needed a sponge that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.