The Energetic Elf

The Energetic Elf searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Elf had a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a weird operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Elf looked for a set of lego to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A set of lego is the thing to select.

The Energetic Elf searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Elf searched for a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Elf desperately desired a cup to worship. It should be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.