Her Adorable Elf

Her Adorable Elf often carried a wig that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Her Adorable Elf often carried a cheese grater that they would put on his head. This could be considered a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Her Adorable Elf looked for a ball that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

Her Adorable Elf desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Adorable Elf desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Adorable Elf carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.