The Round Elf

The Round Elf had a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Round Elf always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Round Elf always carried a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Round Elf desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Round Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was breathtaking. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Elf desperately wanted a cup to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.