Her Brainy Elf

Her Brainy Elf always kept a mug that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

Her Brainy Elf needed a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. A dildo having that done to it

Her Brainy Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Elf owned a helmet to worship. This is certainly a strange activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Brainy Elf desperately desired a big sponge that they would break. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Brainy Elf always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.