The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf searched for a bag of poop that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Elf always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally share. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Elf carried a big sponge that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. A big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Elf owned a stapler that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a strange operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the item to select.

The Depressed Elf wanted a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Elf always had with them a sword that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a sword having that done to it