Their Square Elf

Their Square Elf often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Square Elf searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

Their Square Elf searched for a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Elf carried a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Their Square Elf wanted a tomato that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Elf desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.