The Weary Elf

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The Weary Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Elf searched for a block of cheese that they would often throw. This could be considered an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Weary Elf owned a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A melon would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Elf owned a computer that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a computer of all things.

The Weary Elf looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.