The Exciting Elf

The Exciting Elf desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Elf always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. It is a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Exciting Elf craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Elf had a sponge that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Elf always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Elf desired a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.