Anonymous Confession 😞😩

“Yoh, please don’t judge me, I’m here to confess before my ancestors start shaking their heads. So you see my cousin invited me for a weekend visit. Sharp. This cousin of mine? Straight straight. Like… the type who screams ‘I’m going to marry a man’ even when no one asked.

Me? I’m a stud. Certified. Stamped. Approved.

So we’re chilling, watching movies, drinking juice that was definitely stronger than it looked. Next thing? ONE blanket. Just one, guys. And apparently the couch was ‘too small’, so now we’re sharing one blanket like a romantic Netflix couple.

Then boom… mid-sleep, the blanket starts moving like it has its own plans. One thing led to “Eish, are you comfortable?” which led to “Hai just move closer you’re cold,” which led to… ancestors please cover your ears… the blanket did not come back the same.

When we woke up, she looked at me like, ‘What happened last night?’
And I looked back like, ‘Ah, I thought YOU were straight?’

She said, ‘Shhh don’t tell anyone.’
I said, ‘I wasn’t planning to, but now here I am confessing to strangers because I’m confused.’

So now I have a straight cousin who suddenly wants late-night chats, video calls, and keeps asking me when I’m visiting again. Mara guys… is she still straight or did the blanket baptize her?”