Her Retarded Fish

Her Retarded Fish desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Fish desperately looked for a radiator that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A radiator being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Fish craved for a condom that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

Her Retarded Fish always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often break. It should be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

Her Retarded Fish had a sword that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Fish had a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.