A Funny Fish

A Funny Fish always carried a wig that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

A Funny Fish always carried a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Funny Fish owned a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Funny Fish found a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Funny Fish owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Funny Fish desperately looked for a rubber johnny to experiment on. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.