Her Retarded Fish

Her Retarded Fish desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

Her Retarded Fish desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. It is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Fish found a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Fish desired a sponge that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sponge is the item to select.

Her Retarded Fish always kept a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Fish desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.