His Stupid Fisherman

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His Stupid Fisherman desperately needed a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Fisherman owned a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Fisherman desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Fisherman had a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. It was an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be wonderous. A sword would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Fisherman craved for a can of Tango that they would often play with. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Fisherman owned a block of cheese to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.