His Bum Loving Fisherman

His Bum Loving Fisherman always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

His Bum Loving Fisherman always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Fisherman looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Fisherman had a helmet that they would sometimes worship. It was an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Fisherman searched for a rubber johnny that they would drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Fisherman craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.