The Square Geek

The Square Geek desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to annihilate This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is amazing. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Square Geek needed a Harry Potter wand to throw. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Geek wanted a CD player that they sometimes throw. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Square Geek desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Square Geek always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Square Geek always carried a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.