The Gentle Geek

The Gentle Geek always carried a CD player that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Gentle Geek searched for a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Geek searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Geek craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Geek carried a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Geek needed a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.