My Tired Geek

My Tired Geek wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. It should be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Geek desired a bat that they liked to hug. This seems to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Tired Geek searched for a spade that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Geek searched for a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Tired Geek desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Tired Geek wanted a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.