Retarded Geek

Retarded Geek carried a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Retarded Geek desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to hug. It should have been a different idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Retarded Geek had a pen that they would annihilate It should be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pen being the chosen item.

Retarded Geek desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Retarded Geek desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Retarded Geek desperately wanted a hat that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.