Orange Geek

Orange Geek needed a dildo to put up their bum. It would be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

Orange Geek desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Orange Geek desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Geek looked for a set of lego that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

Orange Geek found a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Orange Geek always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.