A Anxious Geek

A Anxious Geek searched for a can of coke that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Geek desperately searched for a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

A Anxious Geek owned a teapot that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Geek had a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Anxious Geek desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

A Anxious Geek always kept a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a hat was the item that was chosen.