His Adventurous Geek

His Adventurous Geek desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a spade being the item selected.

His Adventurous Geek desired a cup that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

His Adventurous Geek found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Adventurous Geek desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to play with. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Adventurous Geek wanted a tomato that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

His Adventurous Geek desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.