The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek always kept a cheese grater to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Geek wanted a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Geek looked for a bottle of coke that they would often break. This seems a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Chinese Geek desperately wanted a little monkey that they would demolish. It would be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek wanted a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Chinese Geek desperately searched for a mug that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.