The Square Geek

The Square Geek always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to share. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Square Geek desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt it was amazing. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Square Geek wanted a painting of a melon that they would worship. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Square Geek carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Square Geek needed a computer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Square Geek always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.