Her Horny Geek

Her Horny Geek searched for a sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Horny Geek desired a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Geek found a magic 8 ball that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a surprising action, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Geek desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Her Horny Geek always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. It was an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Her Horny Geek always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.