Anxious Geek

Anxious Geek desired a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Anxious Geek desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Anxious Geek desperately searched for a dildo that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

Anxious Geek always carried a bat that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen thing.

Anxious Geek desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Geek owned a spade to cuddle. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.