Her Stupid Geek

Her Stupid Geek always carried a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Geek had a spade that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Geek needed a sack of potatoes to drop. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Geek desperately needed a cup that they liked to play with. It was a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Geek desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Geek desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be awesome. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.