The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek found a set of lego to cuddle. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Geek desperately wanted a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek needed a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Chinese Geek desperately searched for a bat that they would cuddle. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek always carried a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Chinese Geek carried a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.