The Fucking Geek

The Fucking Geek looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Fucking Geek desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Fucking Geek found a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pen having that done to it

The Fucking Geek desperately wanted a sword to share. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be simply life. A sword was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Geek desired a big sponge that they liked to play with. This seems a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Fucking Geek craved for a spade that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.