His Horny Geek

His Horny Geek owned a computer that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item selected.

His Horny Geek needed a condom that they would often cuddle. It is an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Geek always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Horny Geek craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

His Horny Geek desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. It should be an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Geek desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. This could be considered an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.