Bum Loving Geek

Bum Loving Geek wanted a can of coke to demolish. It was a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Geek searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it was magnificent. A porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Bum Loving Geek often carried a helmet that they would often throw. It is considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Geek wanted a dildo to experiment on. It was a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Geek always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Geek desperately craved for a bat that they would often annihilate It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.