A Horny Geek

A Horny Geek desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Horny Geek always had with them a bottle of beer to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Horny Geek always kept a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Geek always had with them a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Geek owned a condom that they sometimes break. It was a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Geek wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.