The Tired Giraffe

The Tired Giraffe carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Giraffe had a radiator to embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Giraffe always kept a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Tired Giraffe often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Tired Giraffe needed a bottle of coke that they would often smash. It is a different idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Tired Giraffe searched for a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.