The Ugly Giraffe

The Ugly Giraffe craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Giraffe searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Giraffe desired a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Giraffe found a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Giraffe desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A mug is the item to select.

The Ugly Giraffe desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to break. This seems a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.