Her Lovely Giraffe

Her Lovely Giraffe desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Lovely Giraffe desperately searched for a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Giraffe carried a bat that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Giraffe always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. It is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Lovely Giraffe had a vibrator to cuddle. It might be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Her Lovely Giraffe needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.