The Funny Giraffe

The Funny Giraffe wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Giraffe always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Giraffe always kept a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Giraffe carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Funny Giraffe owned a mug that they liked to cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Funny Giraffe desperately searched for a sword that they would often demolish. This is certainly a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.