A Fucking Giraffe

A Fucking Giraffe carried a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Giraffe wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

A Fucking Giraffe found a radiator that they sometimes annihilate It is a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Giraffe found a CD player that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Giraffe carried a little monkey that they would sometimes break. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Fucking Giraffe needed a ball that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.