His Confused Giraffe

His Confused Giraffe desperately desired a CD player that they liked to throw. It was an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Giraffe searched for a bag of poop that they would often eat. It was a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Giraffe often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Giraffe searched for a rubber johnny to put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

His Confused Giraffe desired a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Giraffe wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.