Square Giraffe

Square Giraffe desperately wanted a bag of poop to worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Square Giraffe desired a CD player that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Square Giraffe desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Square Giraffe owned a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Square Giraffe desired a wig that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Square Giraffe always had with them a stapler that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.