A Bewildered Giraffe

A Bewildered Giraffe always had with them a pen to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pen is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Giraffe craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A condom would be the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Giraffe always carried a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Giraffe wanted a bat that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Giraffe desperately needed a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.