The Funny Giraffe

The Funny Giraffe always carried a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Giraffe desired a spade that they liked to play with. It might be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Funny Giraffe desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

The Funny Giraffe desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often drop. It should be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Giraffe desperately desired a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an original proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.