Chinese Giraffe

Chinese Giraffe found a stapler that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Chinese Giraffe carried a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Chinese Giraffe desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would put on his head. This seems a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Chinese Giraffe craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

Chinese Giraffe needed a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Chinese Giraffe desperately needed a condom that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.